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| In my quest to hone my photoshop skills, because I realized that this may be the only way for me to achieve rock hard abs. Here are three for photos:
I've aged myself.
Someone remind me in 50 years to take a photo and compare.
Turning into stone
I enjoy getting stoned once in a while.
I'm a black guy!
Is that Lebron James or Peanut throwing it down? It's Peanut!!
I think I look pretty good as a black guy. Will consider that in my next life. Just have to sacrifice hailing cabs and having old ladies grip their purse tightly as I walk by.
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I'm been MIA because I'm been working on my first album. What? You guys didn't know I was in a band? Well I am and it's finally done! Years and years of hard work finally resulted in this one moment! That's right, I finally made the cover. Now to make the music, oh and I should probably get some band members as well. 
That's actually a facebook photo tagging thingy. Here are the rules:
1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random... Read More... Read More”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to "Random quotations" or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.
So that's what I got. A little gay, and perhaps slightly anti-semitic because of my band's name (wikipedia's fault). At least the quotation fits the image I found. Both equally fruity. 
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| MERRY EVERYBODY! MERRY EVERYBODY!
I hope everyone's Christmas has gone well thus far. I'm having a pretty good start, despite not having internet connection. My ISP's DNS Server is down, which means I can only access certain websites. No google, yahoo, facebook, and most heart-wrenching of all-- no internet porn sites!! Although I am able to access xanga, so my options of what site to visit is pretty limited with only one choice. 
Irregardless, I won't let this little lack of access to the 21st century ruin my Christmas. Christmas is about giving, helping, receiving, and then returning the stuff you received for store credit. That really is the Christmas spirit! But I'm not like that, I'm more about helping people and shit like that. I don't want much except for peace and prosperity for all my loved ones. Yep, nothing else. Well, maybe except a bigger flatscreen TV, snowboard, new car to supplement my lack of car, and brand new everything.
OK, enough of my bitching. I will be sure to bitch to Time Warner cable tomorrow morning for my internet access back. Those poppycocks better credit my account back too. Or else Brooklyn Contractor Peanut will come out, and that's a lot of profanity and death threats. With that perfect ending...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
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